Anoraks Invitation

Three hidden keys open three secret gatesWherein the errant will be tested for worthy traitsAnd those with the skill to survive these straitsWill reach The End where the prize awaits

first i want to share how awe struck i was when i read this for the first time. 
i was transported somewhere in middle earth or medieval Europe clad in shining armor kneeling while being given this honorable quest. pretty much one of my greatest fantasies coming true.